Dec
29
First Day on the Wards: Part 1
December 29, 2005 | Leave a Comment
Are We Healing People Yet?
So there you are, on the first day of third year about to start your clinical training. Two years of lectures behind you, thousands of facts disintegrating in your brain every day, and you are standing sheepishly in your new short white coat at the nurse’s station about to start your [...]
Dec
16
Anatomy Lab
December 16, 2005 | 4 Comments
Don’t Get Carried Away
Exactly how much anatomy do you need to know and how much time should you spend in gross lab? Opinions vary. Some people love lab and eat it up (figuratively speaking) maintaining that there is no way to learn anatomy other than to spend hundreds of hours elbow deep in a cadaver. [...]
Dec
16
So You Want to Go to Medical School
December 16, 2005 | Leave a Comment
Relax
Several years before I applied to medical school my daughter became ill and had to be admitted to our local teaching hospital. Twice a day, the head of the Pediatrics department would make his rounds followed by an impressive entourage of about a dozen residents and third year medical students rotating through pediatrics. As they [...]
Dec
12
More Random Advice
December 12, 2005 | Leave a Comment
More Random Advice for Medical Students
1. Don’t lick your fingers after a digital rectal exam…and for pete’s sake don’t linger. There’s not that much up there that you can’t feel in three minutes.
2. Brain: It only looks tasty.
3. Yell at the nurses. Tell them that when you’re an intern, there will be hell to pay [...]
Dec
12
Urban Myth
December 12, 2005 | 2 Comments
Don’t Freak Out
The requirement to do pelvics, DREs and other invasive exams on classmates is an urban myth. You will not have to stick a speculum or your finger in anybody in your class, period.
To learn how to do a pelvic, for example, on your OB-Gyn rotation you will probably observe your resident do a [...]
Dec
12
Some Random Advice
December 12, 2005 | Leave a Comment
1. The Medical Profession is not a cult. I get flamed for saying this. You do not have to sacrifice your sanity, health, and physical fitness to its service, especially not in first and second year. It is just a profession. Treat it as a demanding job to which you expect to devote sixty hours [...]
Dec
12
A Word About Gross Anatomy Lab
December 12, 2005 | Leave a Comment
Get a Cheap Pair of Sneakers
Get a cheap pair of sneakers and a couple of pairs of cheap scrubs for anatomy lab. The smell gets everywhere. I’d even consider showering and changing in the Student Exercise Room before going home. Also, you and your tank partners should invest in one Dissector (the book which describes [...]
