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Never EVER cut a down coat in the back of the bus....otherwise you'll be breathing feathers for the next 2 months.... or MAKE your partner who cut it, clean it up...
The heavier you weigh, the higher the floor you live on.
It's ALWAYS "shift change" at the nursing home when they find the unresponsive patient....
"Don't throw out that BVM!" 'Why?' ask the medics "Cause we reuse it." reply the nursing home staff...
"Start your day with a D O A....doo dahh...doo dahh..." (or substitute M V A)
Drinking bleech won't kill you (quickly), but it'll give you a horrible case of GI distress
"So I drank a glass a water with 4 tablespoons of that stuff" (pointing to pure powdered charcoal). 'WHY?' "Cause I had chest pains."
"So i did some coke and I started getting palpitations, so then I took 40mg of valium (PO)" -'good job sez the ER doc, now i don't have to treat you'
more when i remember...
The heavier you weigh, the higher the floor you live on.
It's ALWAYS "shift change" at the nursing home when they find the unresponsive patient....
"Don't throw out that BVM!" 'Why?' ask the medics "Cause we reuse it." reply the nursing home staff...
"Start your day with a D O A....doo dahh...doo dahh..." (or substitute M V A)
Drinking bleech won't kill you (quickly), but it'll give you a horrible case of GI distress
"So I drank a glass a water with 4 tablespoons of that stuff" (pointing to pure powdered charcoal). 'WHY?' "Cause I had chest pains."
"So i did some coke and I started getting palpitations, so then I took 40mg of valium (PO)" -'good job sez the ER doc, now i don't have to treat you'
more when i remember...