Here is my newest dilemma
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So, I'm about to start school and be a
real MSI but since changing cities, I don't have a flamingly, gay, male hair stylist to make me into the med student goddess that I am! How will I ever find a new one????
After spending a summer in Europe, my roots are showing (and lets face it, only the guys in my school will know I'm not a TRUE blonde), I have split ends, and I don't feel like the length of my hair allows the tresses to break at a professional level on my shoulders. I'm paralyzed with fear I will not have this problem solved in time for the White Coat ceremony, reatreat, the first day of class, and *GASP* my first gross anatomy lab. What will the corpse think???
Will this also hurt my chances trying to find older residents, fellows, and attendings willing to take on a young, impressionable, MS1 around and show them the ropes?? How will I ever meet and marry a doctor? The only real reason I am going to med school of course....
I mean, I wouldn't want them to be looking at my grown out roots while I am 'assisting' them and have them go limp! That is never good for the male ego of course. Should I bring last years admissions hunter green cock ring along just in case????
PLEASE HELP!!!